Rihanna’s BBHMM video: The 8 most “WTF did I just watch” moments

by Souzan Michael July 2, 2015

At midnight last night, Rihanna released the highly anticipated video for BBHMM and reminded us that there’s nothing she can’t do. Literally. Like, she may murder you. The video is directed by Rihanna and Megaforce, and features nudity, murder and fun yacht parties. Remember when we thought the We Found Love and Pour It Up videos were wild? LOL. R.I.P to our innocence.

It’s worth noting that the BBHMM video happened to be released on the same day that she was named the best-selling digital artist of all time by the Recording Industry Association of America, making it a truly crazy 24 hours for Rih. And for her fans! (Are you emotionally exhausted? Same.)

Browse the gallery below to see the best moments from Rihanna’s BBHMM video and learn why you should never make badgalriri madgalriri.

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Rihanna and her friends kidnap a woman, tie her up (topless) and hang her from the ceiling. Why does the bitch have to be upside down? Seems a bit much.

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Now they’re on a yacht! Rihanna’s still yelling into her phone, then she throws it into the ocean and shoots it. More excess! It was going to die in the water anyway. Unnecessary.

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A sheriff (played by Eric Roberts) drives by, and even though the woman’s feet are tied up, she’s unconscious, and one of Rih’s friends breaks a glass bottle over her head, he suspects nothing. Because beautiful women!

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Rihanna does the woman’s makeup (considerate) and they all have a party in a motel room. Many of my most pleasant dreams begin this way.

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The sheriff is back! He still DGAF about anything. The woman’s underwater but Rihanna’s smiling at him so it’s fine.

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Plot twist! The “bitch” isn’t the woman after all. It’s her husband—Rihanna’s accountant (played by Hannibal‘s Mads Mikkelsen). He’s been blowing her money on women and booze so now he has to die.

Also, Rihanna in latex.

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Well, she got her money.

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And finally, the image that will haunt everyone’s dreams forever :)

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